Saturday, January 16, 2010

Ah Chris, Say It Isn't So

Local boy makes headlines in today's Washington Post (1/16/10):
Starwood Says Hilton Chief Knew Employees Were Spying
But spying is such a loaded word.  Perhaps what we should really say is:
Chris Nassetta Swipes Info;  Poor Geeky Women Yelled "Why?"

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Ignorance is Bliss

Today's Post reveals skeptics (11/25/09):
Fewer Americans Believe in Global Warming, Poll Shows
But who cares about polls when you've got an Oscar to back you up:
Will We Honor Al Gore's Warning?  Be Amicable – See VP's Film

Thursday, November 12, 2009

No Christ in "Catholic"

The Catholic Church continues to make headlines (11/12/09):
Catholic Church Gives DC Ultimatum
Well here's a news flash for the church:
Mimic Christ?  Ha!  Cad Cult Cut Love – Ugh

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Conservative Anglicans Have All the Fun

News from the Vatican in today's Post (11/10/09):
Plans Will Not Affect Church Celibacy Rules
Which begets the question:
Why Can't Priests Frolic?  Calculable Lech Fun!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

More Talk of Sharks After GOP Sweep Elections

Post reporters swear this headline is more than just a comment on today's political environment (11/04/09):
Great Whites Near Shore More Often Than Believed
Or to put it in technical terms:
Great Whites Have No Ire; Lose Teeth on Men, Barf Red

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Who Needs a Stimulus Package?

Good news for some retailers (11/03/09):
Bullets are Speeding Faster out of Gun Shops in U.S.
You say that rosy economic picture doesn't help you?
Life of Stress?  Shut-Up, Get a Gun, and Rob SE Soup Line

Monday, November 2, 2009

Britain's Foremost Authority on Marijuana Takes the High Road

News in the UK isn't all that different (11/02/09):
Government Drug Advisers Resign Over Nation's Marijuana Policy
Perhaps the policies hit a little close to home:
Studies Reveal a Juvie on Pot Remains a Virgin Moron; Gangs Cry, "Darn!"