Monday, August 31, 2009

Liberal Media Conspiracy

There is mounting evidence to suggest that today's newspapers are no longer reporting the facts but are forwarding their own agendas through the subversive use of headline anagrams.

Check out these recent headlines from The Washington Post:

8/19/09:
Researchers Find Cocaine on Most Bills
can be easily rearranged to read:
Nice Crimes for Liberals Stoned on Cash

8/23/09:
Signs of Recovery Boost Stocks
can also be written:
Go-Scooby Fest Rocks Investors

8/25/09:
Norwegian Hamlets Seek Wall Street Amends
is easily transformed into:
Denmark's Hamlet Slew Norwegian State Eels

8/27/09:
Lab Produces Monkeys With 2 Mothers
is really just another way of saying:
2 Chums Do Empower Thy Lesbian Stork

Don't let the liberal media brainwash you with its subliminal jumbled messages. Read between the headlines...