Mad Cow

Unscramble this headline from The Washington Post (9/1/09):

Livestock Drug Found in One-Third of Cocaine

to reveal the story within the story:

DC Nun Vouched for Calf Snorting OD Kit  

E-I-E-I-O

Also worth noting:  if 90% of our paper currency is tainted with Cocaine (see 8/19 headline), and one-third of the Cocaine supply is tainted with livestock drugs, that means roughly 30% of our bills are laced with vet meds.  Maybe we should just stop paying for healthcare and start consuming our own cash.